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Goodreads helps you follow your favorite authors. Be the first to learn about new releases! Follow Author. Specifically ages I wish I would have known that before I hired a cartographer to map out my romantic territory. I do it at every other Tuesday twice a day.
In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it. He should have been here by now. At , however, I remember what I was doing at , and I get back to it.
He always brings me mail, yet I never give him any mail. Maybe he will appreciate the thought, or maybe he will feel I am making more work for him. I know, because your heart fits perfectly inside mine.
Obviously a frown means goodbye. Is there a word halfway between hello and goodbye? Next time, go all out and write in Lucifer on the ballot.
One old woman died while giving birth to twins. And the day before that too. Not until you fetch me a podium and a microphone. No, I took him to a party.
I sipped it like a riverboat captain in the desert. Ah, to be young and naughtily nautical. It will be exactly the same length as the Bible. But that's OK, because that's how it is now. If only love were so easy to understand. All Quotes Add A Quote. Books by Jarod Kintz. This Book is Not for Sale 92 ratings. Love quotes for the ages.
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A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid. There should always be one more cat than person, so everyone has one to pet, and I have two to myself. Loyalty is for the dogs. Count me among the cats.
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The Mythical Mr. A man so elusive, so mysterious, that nobody's percent sure he even exists. And although there are sceptics out there, they can't prove that he doesn't exist. One thing's for sure, he has a reputation of a mystic, urban guru. Boo just had his tear ducts surgically relocated to his groin, because the only time he cries is when he's standing in front of a urinal. Boo is intergenerational.